The Gael Voodoo Worked

The Gael Voodoo Worked

I don’t know which one of you marrrditas did it, but the voodoo you pulled on Gael García Bernal worked. It was recently announced by the most reputable news outlet in the world, TV y Novelas, that Gaelito and his Argentinian flame Dolores Fonzi have broken up.

And worst of all, the fruit of their relationship, baby Lázaro, might not even be Gael’s. WHAT, DOLORES? Mija, when you have such prime DNA at your service, you shouldn’t waste your chance at creating perfect Latin American perfection by mixing things up with Palito Ortega’s son — according to rumors, Lolita was also canoodling with Luis Ortega around the time Lazarito was conceived. You just don’t. Since Gael is a big fan of Maury Povich’s show, he’s learned his lesson through the mistakes of others, and he’s demanding a DNA test. Let’s just hope things work out for the best… for Gael’s sake (as you can tell, we’re not fans of La Fonzi here at Remezcla).

In other news, Diego Luna is selling a used voodoo kit on Craigslist.

  • POSTED: 02/1/2010
  • BY Rab Messina
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    • It is not so funny, about the Voodoo, when your family is under the Evil Eye/Spell of this wicked stuff, and you think that things are getting better as they get worse, I feel for Gael and just hope it all works out in his favor, however that is not Voodoo it is a matter of Faith and some Divine Entity, that is looking out for his best interest, as the saying goes Que no hay mal que por quien no venga, so even though it might seem rough for now in the long run, it was all for the benefit of Gael’s sake! And I would like some help in freeing my mother from the Evil of this wicked Santeria and from the demon who was once deported and is back to ruin the souls of lives, like my family.

      by Ketefumas@yahoo.com on February 3, 2010 at 3:36pm

    • GAEL COMES CLEAN!!! on his new twitter account! http://tinypaste.com/6ad64

      by Remezcla Estaff on February 3, 2010 at 5:01pm

    • a very one-sided written by a mexican fan of this latin-lover wannabe be Mr.Gael. You like gossip, well then you should know when he was doing serious”canoodling” with Natalie Portman back and forth, he was at the same time sleeping and visiting Dolores in Argentina. I live in the village NYC so people saw it with their own eyes. SO who is to judge here really?

      by Colter on February 4, 2010 at 11:47am

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